Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
you know you're really lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.
I appreciate the song, One Direction, but I do know that I am beautiful.
James Franco (via fuckoff-mondays)
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
me: im so hungry